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Mice dont like cats….so do a mouse a four and eat a pussy
Guy 1: “Man my misses and I have been fighting she wants me to eat her pussy…?”
Guy 2: well mate, sounds like you better go do a mouse a favour…..and eat a pussy!”
When you use the computer for too long with a mouse somewhat far away, your muscles in that arm and shoulder get tense and stiff, leading to soreness and tightness.
Looking at porn for 8 hours straight lead to some serious mouse arm in my non jacking arm
When you're suspicious or know that your gf/wife is cheating on you with another man. Dick = Mouse, Vagina = House
Bro: Yo man I just saw your wife out with this dude and kissing and hugging!!!
Capt'n: Dammit man! I have a Mouse in the House.
With a hooked finger or two inside her vagina on her G-Spot while also touching her clit with your thumb.
Feel free to add tongue work for added enjoyment.
I went down on her, gave her a mouse bite and she had an almost immediate orgasm.
Somebody that is absolutely terrible at league of legends.
Pak: The teams are fucking unbalanced.
Will: Wait why?
Pak: We have 3 mickey mouse players and they only have 1
A boy who has a very strong resemblance to mickey mouse
Usually had an obsession with eve.
That mickey mouse knockoff told me to add him on snap