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A Shifty Shekel Pebble Bandit is a person with disposable cash and means of hiding their identity who spends their free time pelting homeless people with spare change.
"Hello sir, can you spare a...OUCH!" said the man, whose bad luck and tattered clothes only served to compound the shame of being struck yet again by the local Shifty Shekel Pebble Bandit.
The act of using a sweaty armpit as librication and then procedding to pleasure the partner with the armpit.
After she got home from the gym she gave her husband a sweaty bandit.
When at a party and theres a douche bag of extreme quality walking around hitting on all the girls and getting way to drunk. Then after the douche bag has passed out someone goes over and masterbates, ejaculating into the douch bags boxers making him think hes had a wet dream. That is a Sneaky-bandit
Timmy - So dude we were at Johnny B Goods party last night and this douche bag was hitting on my girl so once he passed out we totally gave him a Sneaky-bandit!!!!
Otis - Dude.....gross
its simply the bradman bandits
"hey honey did you see that group of boys last night?"
"no who where they?"
"You stupid idiot they were the fucking bradman bandits!!"
A person who, at an all you can eat buffet, will fill their plate and more with food in the early hours of the morning
Oh look, we better get up to grab our food now the breakfast bandit is here
When your got suspicions one of your mates has got gay tendencies.
And tries to hide it but deep down you know.
He's nothing but a fucken sting bandit.