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American Christian

A total hypocrite who feigns religious piety.

Johnny: My sunday school teacher called me white trash.
Mother: Your teacher is just an American Christian, its what they do!

by Strait out of compton August 3, 2018

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Faux christian

A person who claims to follow God yet pretends to be God by judging others. A person who is kind in heart and leads by example versus casting a person out as Jews did to Jesus.

Denise is such a faux Christian by talking crap about people and excluding them from parties.

by EZMAXTLF November 22, 2017

7๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Christian Rock

1. Music that makes you want to burn a church down
2. Music for non threating white boy pussies

I think I will listen to my favorite christian rock album after I wipe my vagina.

by Max December 7, 2003

88๐Ÿ‘ 95๐Ÿ‘Ž


Christian-Music

The Christian- prefix on any musical genre stands for the employment of that particular genre as a means for brainwashing. Fortunately the makers of Christian- music usually do not understand the genre they are trying to emulate and do a very poor job.

Christian-Music, Christian-Rock, Christian-Rap, Christian-BongoSitarYodelHarmonicaEuphoniumGroove

by asdf October 14, 2008

34๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


Christian Mystic

Mystics, of any religion, are those who have an especially close relationship with God.

"Every nun is supposed to be a Christian Mystic."

If at first you don't agree,
Say it over and over,
and you will see.

by Father Dickinson, Headmaster June 26, 2006

15๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Christian Gothique

A Gothique person who believes that the Lord Jesus Christ died on the crucifix for their putrid sins, so that they may go to Heaven, and not suffer for eternity.

Gothique actually refers to the style in which CHRISTIAN CHURCHES were built in the 1200's, referring to the dark but romantic look.

Gothiques usually see romance in the grotesque, and are most of the time introverted outcasts with artistic/poetic gifts, and broad insight that holds deeper understanding and thinking than the average person.

they are usually mellow, gentle and deep-souled individuals who simply dont fit in and dress differently, due to extreme liberation and artistic expression.

All in all, a Christian Gothique is a saint who dresses in mostly black, loves God yet expresses themselvses through their unusual yet wonderful talents.

Plus, Christianity is a very "gothique" "religion" due to its expressions of blood, death, spirituality, suffering, romance, outcast made heroes,immortal life, the radical teachings of Jesus Christ and His eternal love.

A real christian gothique would say: One who would suffer pain, blood and death for MY sins is someone I can relate to. I rather harm myself than another person, because I see my own imperfections (introverted, intelligent, martyr)

Fake "gothi": I hate the wrld hahaha lets go burn bibles and be soooo gothic! we can go to the graveyeard and eat peanut butter and blood sandwiches. oh, and i only listen to gothic metal and black metal because its GAWESOME! (not even smart, very outgoing, fits in easily, mischievous)

by Merciful Martyr : Mellyn Kollie May 1, 2008

12๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Christian music

A genre of music performed, in reality, by extremely talented artists who gave up the secular industry and making possibly millions, to praise their Father. Some however, switch over from Christian to secular, sadly, or make crossover hits, like Switchfoot and Stacy Orrico. The assumptive sir above me doesn't know his music or he would know Switchfoot's vocals and strings have won various awards on both sides of the fence. As well as all of this proof of the quality of Christian music artists...it delivers a far better message than most secular trash. Sure the sound and talent is tight but that does not excuse the immorality of most lyrics on the secular beat.

Switchfoot rocks. POD rocks. Pappa San rocks (let's put shaggy to shame shall we?), Twelve stones (duet and tour w/ Evenescence) ROCKS. Kutless is just plain hot...Barlow girl is freakin awesome. Superchick is the Gwen Stefani of Christian music (great sense of style as well as great punk sound) AND currently indi band, Fixed Eternity is going to be a hit if they last.

by Kutlessfan September 6, 2004

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