when she got the glizzy grip too tight it gives you a burning boner
Bro my 5-inch double-decker pecker wrecker still hurts from that crab gluck your mum gave me last night... She got some real sandpaper hands.
The finest seafood known to man.
Real men use their teeth to crack the hard shell of the snow crab.
Recepy for Crusty Crabs:
- Have consensual intercourse with a Female that has Crabs
- Jizz (Shout your sperm)on the vagina of this female. *
- Let it rest for about a week so the Jizz has some time to set in so it changes to a Crusty substance.
- Now Rub the Cum Crust of the vagina into a bag.
Voila, you now have Crusty Crabs!
*It is okay to use the sperm of someone else if you do not have any available.
I really felt like grabbing some Chicken McNuggets at the local McDo but i figured i had a nice bag of Low Cal Crusty Crabs at home.
A particularly nasty case of itchy genitals caused by a romantic encounter with someone who has questionable sexual hygiene.
I went to Ibiza and caught Jazz Crabs.
The guy who is playing the smallest violin.
Oh boo hoo let me play a sad song for you on the worlds smallest violin - Mr Crabs
Noun
1. Coitus while crabwalking.
2. The act of fornication while belly up on all fours. Similar to Doggy Style.
I was kind of nervous at first when the prostitute contortionist asked me if I had ever done it crab style.
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