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When you're fucking a girl and when she orgasms you shove seaweed down her throat, and then you push her down a flight of stairs.
Yo dude i totally gave this girla Mexican Seaweed last night. Man that's the Real Deal.
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to sit on the face of a suggestive female, facing "south" while simultaneously inserting penis between the juggs and jirating.
edward rode my mexican bicycle like champ!
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Another name for the (fairly uncomfortable) Bermuda Triangle sexual position, so called because the triangle between the woman's arms, her back, and the man's stomach resembles a chip.
A bunch of people saw Community and decided to invent Mexican Halloween online, not realizing that Mexican Halloween is not a sexual act, but a sexual position.
Mexican Halloween is a sexual position.
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A Mexican blowjob is when the person giving the oral previously ate either Habenero or Jalepeno peppers, causing harsh burning sensations to the reciever's penis.
Man, my wife gave me a Mexican B.J. last night and it burned like hell!
Putting out a Mexican Blowjob with water only makes it hurt more!
Dude, last night I got a Mexican blow job from a male prostitute, and I really liked it!
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When you have the shits and you shit so much that your asshole gets sore and ends up feeling like it's on fire and about to fall off. It can be caused by eating any kind of food, spicy or non-spicy.
I have Mexican Asshole so I have to use wet wipes instead of regular toilet paper.
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Government police force of Mexico ride around dispensing justice.
Yo gringos yo no mess around mexican federales. Tres hombres went in Guadalupe Canyon noone came out senior.
If UR california ho mexican federales mess around with U muy bueno federales like ho ho ho..
mucho mujeres, mucho musica, mucho taco's, federales aaahh ok! U no 6 pack of tecate muy bueno!
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The act of cleansing oneself in a public batrhoom. Typically this is done by removing the shirt and splashing water on the underarm and using liquid hand soap to get rid of a day's worth of sweat.
Dude, did you see that guy taking a Mexican Shower at the gas station? He must have been trying to clean up after a day of landscaping on his way to his job cleaning dishes at the taqueria!
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