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When you're exiting a hot tub or sauna you proceed to slide your genitals across the face of a unexpecting person , partner .
After sliding his genitals across my face , while getting out of the got tub he proclaimed he gave me the Finnish slide .
When your girl gets her face down right and creates a perfect slope with her back so you nut on her back and slide down that bitch.
Guy 1 - "Yo dawg, I finally got my girl to not act like a table and slope her back right, then I gave her a fucking Jeffrey Slide."
Guy 2- "Sick dawg!"
When a girl deep throats after having swallowed some olive oil.
"My girlfriend gave me a Mediterranean Slip and Slide last night, it would've been better if she had used high quality EVOO though"
Toxic Sewer Slide
When, in a group of three, one friend provides and sets up two slip n' slides right next to each other, for extra slide space. The second friend, having downed the entire taco bell menu with a lil bit of chipotle, aims their rear from the top of the slip n' slides, and produces the most disgusting, vile, and downright disturbing, river of pure shit from the depths of their bowels. Now because the first friend is likely trying to hold in their vomit, the third friend will strip, completely... Friend three will get a running start and slide down the slip n' slide and into the nearest pool.
Note : You will need four different things for this,
A. A disgusting friend.
B. A friend with nothing to lose.
C. And a friend with two slip n' slides.
D. A death wish.
Friend One - "I got the Slip N' Slides!"
Friend Two - "I got the food!"
Friend Three - "And I'm going to hell, lets do this shit,"
Friend One - "Why did I agree to the Toxic Sewer Slide..."
When a female wipes her ass by placing her rump on the carpet while sliding backwards
Damn that bitch really did the clam slide on my brand new carpet
A song and dance craze that keeps you crapping.
DJ Assper: Crap to the left, Crap to the right, Piss off!
Me: The crap crap slide got me crapping.