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University of North Georgia

New name for NGCSU.
Where you go when you either can't get into UGA or Georgia Tech if you only want to mildly disappoint your parents.

When West Point says No and the Citadel is sixty-six thousand a year and unironically the Citadel.

Him: I just got the news, WestPoint didn't accept me.
Me: Have you heard of the University of North Georgia, the forgotten SMC?
Him: No. Do they have a football team or prominent alumni?
Me: No, and sort of. We' re like that one girl on Tinder who will message back, and isn't a scammer.
Him: Good enough for me...

by caesardidnothingwrong December 12, 2021


North Olmsted douche

Typically a guy that goes to a community college rather than somewhere out of state, and studies something irrelevant while applauding themselves for it, lives in the same place or the same city they grew up in there whole life, worksout a lot and consider themselves “bodybuilders” yet they are never toned enough to be considered that. They all work at car dealerships and have the same group of friends.

Check out the North Olmsted douche over there, he graduated high school like 6 years ago and still acts like tool.

by SumGuyThatDidYourMom March 6, 2018


North Korean Bulldog

When she's blowing you, you say hang on I gotta sneeze. Then nut in her nostrils

Hang on lemme North Korean bulldog my bitch before I come over. Hehe!!

by Queef meister October 17, 2020


North Portuguese Stew

When your having sex and you put a carrot, a potato, and a beet, then you cum in the vagina, mix it up and eat it for dinner. Serves 2-4.

Guy 1:Man this sauce is really good.

Guy 2:Thanks it is part of homemade North Portuguese Stew.

by swagbro420 July 12, 2014


North Slope cocktail

Something sweet mixed with something alcoholic. Named for the North Slope of Alaska, where booze is scarce in the oil camps.

North Slope cocktails it is.

by Arturo G. May 24, 2010


New North Calidakotalina

A fake country. No tree huntin' out of season.

"say New North Calidakotalina."
"New North Cal... calid... califjdskfjaiwvbenkdlsldbhrejakvdhnvjfreds."

by FakeWordsYouThinkAreFake November 2, 2017


fort zumwalt north

full of scumbag shitty people. who eat there own asses. Best football team in the fort zumwalt district because we eat ass.the principals are all gay so we take out our stress by vaping all over the juul rooms. We pretty great school ig.

welcome to fort zumwalt north

by ahahueiw November 20, 2019