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A flower pot head (also spelt as flour pot head) is someone with not many brains, or someone who's head is full of nothing. A flower pot head can also be a blonde, an idiot or someone who is being stupid.
Mel: You are such a flower pot head, I cant believe you thought that Sydney was the capital of Australia!
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exclamation indicating that what you are talking about doesn't matter to anyone but you
Megan: So, I was walking down the street, and I stubbed my toe. And it hurt!
Mike: OMG, Will got a crock pot.
Megan: Did I tell you about that? Isn't that awesome?
Mike: Yeah, NOT awesome.
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The most potent of all douche-related insults. The king/queen of all douches, recipient of the "biggest douche in the universe" award.
"Dude, you cheated on your girlfriend with her mom, and then you jacked her stereo! You're a total douche pot pie!!"
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A person who thinks they are extremely educated on a subject when in reality they know very little.
A know it all.
Person A: "Gary was dumping his COD-kid weapon knowledge on us at the range yesterday."
Person B: "The dude's a total shit-pot professor."
The act of shitting on a dick, riding it, then using the shit as a shampoo and conditioner
"Yeah my girl gave me an Illinois pot pie last night. "
"Nice!"
A person, (usually a man but not limited to), who is above the age of 21. They possess a “fat bell”, have hair chests and stomachs, and they are very lazy in all aspects.
Socially, they speak lazily. They usually just go with the flow because they’re too lazy to make up their own mind.
Physically, they get easily worn out, and don’t enjoy walking long distances.
“Look at that pot belly pig!” *insert photo of a sleeping old fart, mouth gaping, snoring, fat belly poking out of his shirt* “He fell asleep waiting on his wife at the bar!”
time of day when smokein a joint is nessecarry, most of the time its 4:20
person 1: its 420 man
person 2: sweet its pot o clock lets fire one up