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Also known as cranberry log, is the cranberry sauce bought in a tin and served in the log shape it comes out in, preferably still bearing the indentations of the tin. It is part of a traditional holiday turkey meal, both at Thanksgiving and Christmas.
Boyfriend: Your mom forgot to mash up the cranberry sauce from the tin...
Girlfriend: No, that's the traditional cran-o-log.
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A sex act involving wrapping your dick in candian bacon and dollar store mac and cheese powder and fucking your partner in the ass. Then right before you cum you blast an airhorn in said partners ear.
Last night Greg gave Sidney the most gnarly guilty cheese log
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The Yule toilet log is not the good-smelling log that goes in your fireplace. This is a foul-smelling turd that people produce after massive Christmas food consumption. The source of Mr. Hanky
After I ate Christmas dinner, I had to go crap a Yule toilet log, which I left so the next person who visits the bathroom can marvel at my creation.
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A terrifying finishing move in the gritty underground anything goes wrestling scene. One half Boston crab, one half rectal wrecking fury that leaves the opponant with Vietnam style flash backs for years to come.
I really thought Johnny was going to win that match, until Jeff got him in the Louisiana log splitter!
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When someone cranks out a prodigious-sized turd. Often accompanied by gasps of pain, but followed by a feeling of great physical and emotional relief.
Holy Shit! I just torqued out a Lincoln Log. I hope it doesn't stop up the toilet!
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When in the "doggie-style" position, you perform a technique of compressing air into the partners anus(known as the cum-pressor. After you feel a great amount of force, pull out and enjoy the chocolate fountain.
Well she said she had to do the two, so I cum-pressed her for a Minnesota Log Chute
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Stockings are hung on the chimney,
And the presents are under the tree,
And mama's in the kitchen
Making some herbal tea.
Windows are covered with frost
And the candles are all alight,
But as I wander through this quiet house,
Something just doesn't seem right.
You see, every year, the neighbors bring us
A Swiss Colony Beef Log.
But the neighbors aren't around (around, around)
There's no Beef Log to be found this year.
(No Beef Log)
Christmas isn't Christmas
Without a Swiss Colony Beef Log.
Without those cheeses and meats
I don't think I can get along.
Mother tries to comfort me;
She says "Here, Son, have some eggnog."
I fucking hate eggnog, seriously.
But what do I see
Underneath the tree?
Grandma got a Swiss Colony Beef Log just for me!
Ah, ah, ah, Baby!!
Swiss Colony Beef Log, baby!
That's what Christmas is all about!
My prayer has finally come in a Beef Log baby!
Makes a little boy scream and shout!
Deck the halls with boughs of Swiss Colony!
Fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la!
Sweet!
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