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When you don't poop for whatever reason you take on poop debt that must be paid off with a larger poop in the future.
Dude, I've been traveling. You know that messes up my regularity. I've got a ton of poop debt and the collector is going to call soon
When you propose to someone by shitting in your hand and if they say yes then you smear it on their hand instead of a ring
Jennifer: Did you hear that Bill is marrying his girlfriend? It was so cute!
Bill: It was a poop proposal.
Jennifer: EWW!
Dueling poop is when two people are competitively dropping duces simultaneously. There could be a multitude of factors that rate the quality of one's excrement to determine the winner of the duel.
Keith and Harmony were excited to see multiple stalls in a nongendered bathroom. They were finally able to achieve their dreams of dueling poops.
A word to call people to just annoy them when you feel like the moment is awkward.
During Awkward Silence-
Guy- Hey Chris, your a Poop Swiggle.
Chris- grrr
poop water (/pūp ˈwɑtəɹ/) noun.
Water or mud that has a high percentage of fecal matter (e.g. horse-puckey) in it.
Usually reeks rather strongly of poo.
Don't run that R/C truck through that puddle! It has poop water in it!
Piss you that fucking puddle reeks like fucking horse-puckey!!!
Did you watch that game last night? It was the poop hooves.
Philli Boi loves himself. He thinks he straight poop hooves.
The state of general well-being after taking a massive dump
After evacuating his bowels, Bill felt Poop Zen.