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The most generous country in the world...sometimes too generous in my opinion.
US:What's wrong world?
World:(crying and sniffling) My kitty died! :-(
US: That's unfortunate. Here's a couple hundred million dollars my hardworking citizens paid. I was gonna spend it on education and defense and whatnot, but you need it more.
World:(takes the money) Cheapass! (spits in US's face)
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A four year agricultural college located in Corvallis, Oregon. Known as the dumping grounds for Lewis and Clark, Reed, and University of Oregon rejects. Mostly attended by kids from small Oregon towns.
Kid from Grants Pass: Portland and Eugene are too big for me and I only received adequate grades in high school. I have decided to attend Oregon State University over Eastern Oregon. I hear they have the #1 Sheep Studies program in the country.
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1) DO YOU LIKE BASKETBALL?
2) DO YOU LIKE TO PARTY?
3) DO YOU LIKE TO BLOW SHIT UP?
4) YOU SIR JUST GOT A SCHOLARSHIP TO MSU!
Bro I filled out a college selector application online and got accepted to Michigan State University!
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The most wicked, awful, and horrible country in the history of the world. America claims to be the land of freedom and democracy, despite it being a warmongering oligarchy whos propaganda brainwashed millions. It is an imperialist nation that has been fucking over the middle east for decades, and it's own natives and minority populations for decades (via genocide, unjust laws, etc). It also had a hate boner for communism
Thomas Jefferson, one of the men who helped create the united states of America, said in a speech all men are created equal. While at the same time he owned slaves
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The center of the world.
Anything not part of The United States of America doesn't matter.
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“Wait, where’s that at?” -The usual response to when someone says they go to ISU. Located in Terre Haute, Indiana, which is a city so bad that the TV show Live P.D is coming here, this university is an absolute pile of shit. ISU holds onto past glories from Larry Bird, who is still the poster child of this school, and really the only reason this university is known. The flight program is the only redeeming part of this abomination. Otherwise go to IU.
Guy 1: “Hey man what school do you go to?”
Guy 2: “Indiana State University”
Guy 1: “Oh so you’re an alcoholic deadbeat?”
Guy 2: “Yep pretty much”
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An Idaho "academic" institution based around the aged and undereducated. This "college" takes high school drop outs, geriatrics, and potatoes from all walks of life that find literacy to be a general assault on their underdeveloped senses. This "university's" claim to fame? They won the Fiesta Bowl. Once.
"I have to go take a giant Boise State University."
"My eighty year old grandpa goes to Boise State University."
"A smurf shat on Boise State University's turf."
"Side effects may include loss of appetite, impotence, anal fissures, atrocious acne, and Boise State University enrollment."
"Boise State University is completely inferior to the University of Idaho."
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