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An entity on the Internet that is imaginary. Specifically it is a person who has created a false identity for him or herself. Generally, falsified pictures and life experience are involved. Should the person go on to actually meet those to whom he or she has been lying without taking into account that they will inevitably be caught, the condition is known as Internet ghost denial.
(Pretty girl to whom the liar is talking upon their first meeting) "Hey you aren't 6'3" or a ski instructor I bet."
"Yeah I am."
"You are a liar and an Internet ghost. In fact you are in Internet ghost denial.
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When you have taken a turd and it is so heavy that it disappears and has already gone through the plumbing before you've had a look.
James took a big, BIG log one day only to find that it had disappeared by the time he had gotten up to take a look. The bowl was empty with no turd in sight. James excitedly ran to his mother - Mummy, I did a ghost turd!!!
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Yet another way that natural selection is working it's way into pop culture.
Damned fool got his ass killed trying to ghost ride.
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When it looks like you have a boner, but it's really just the zipper of your pants folding up. Occurs in jeans, cackys, etc.
"Why does Jim have a huge hard-on during a business meeting?"
"Nah, I think that's just ghost bulge."
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Leaving; Exiting a Group Or a Room.
Man, This Party iS Wack, iM Going Ghost/Goin Ghost
Or:
The Cops Comin Through? iight. iM Ghost.
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When you take a shit but have nothing to wipe; most people follow this up with a couple of safety strokes just in-case.
The eerie and mysterious phenomenon of pooping without leaving any trace of such on your butt, giving a "too-clean-for-comfort" feeling.
"Fuck, I'll be right back man I had a ghost poop earlier today so I hardly wiped but now I'm starting to smell the stank... shit"
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Once again u cats tried and failed......
Ghost ridin or doin tha Creedy-bo(R.I.P.)
is when u LEAVE the car in gear but u slow down enough to walk or dance next to your car or hop on top of the hood,roof, or trunk and let Casper drive
Brah I seen u on E.14 ghost ridin tha scrape thang
Boi tha sideshow was yankin!!!! Cats was in tha hyphy train ghost ridin and hella shit till them people started comin
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