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An all too common syndrome that the people of Toledo, Ohio suffer from. Symptoms include no sense of style, a hunchback, shitty haircut, low ambition, working a factory job, being overweight and/or ugly, poor grammar/pronunciation despite education, idolizing the lifestyle of rappers however unable to live it, using pills, criticizing drug use that is not marijuana, psychedelics, or pharmaceuticals, favoring college football, no social ability or skills, conceiving children before or soon after graduating high school, soundcloud rapping, simping, resenting anyone who has self-respect, and lastly, takes no responsibility.
Example 1: “I wear a fucking suit and tie to Grandma Parsley’s funeral and the entire Mulcher family starts to think I’m rich! These idiots have Toledo Syndrome.”
Example 2: “I hung out at that dude Kevin’s house. Place is a fucking mess, whole house smells of shit and everyone’s high off their ass from LSD and Joey’s doped out on a perc. I decide to do a line of coke and suddenly I’m a junkie!”
When someone immediately counters criticism of Donald Trump by accusing the person of having TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome).
1: I think it's bad that Donald Trump tried to overturn the 2020 election. He should not have done that.
2: You literally have TDS!
1: Well you have Trump Derangement Syndrome Derangement Syndrome (TDSDS), you accuse me of having TDS every time i criticize Trump.
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A syndrome where you loose all interest in studying and want to drop or smt idk
Written by the combined force of MNUMS E109 Gang
OH no Nandia just diagnosed with the Anun Syndrome
A condition in which a person experiences difficulty with determining the gender of a Project Moon character.
This occurs most often in new fans to the series, as a result of the androgynous design of many characters- notable ones being Argalia (Library of Ruina), Netzach (Library of Ruina), and Hong Lu (Limbus Company).
“I can’t tell if Netzach is a boy or a girl.”
“Sounds like you have Project Moon syndrome.”
The uncontrollable need to sneak into your neighbors garden to sniff their grass and steal their cat food to feed your gorilla.
“My name is Darrel and I have been diagnosed with left-leg syndrome.”
It is a sickness, A = Amo(n)g( )us, 20 = 2020. It is if you're seeing amongus in everything..
YOO HE HAS THE A-20 SYNDROME
FRFR; THAT CAN IS AMOGUS
yall weird
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When a tall person believes they are both literally AND figuratively above someone else due to the unconscious bias and privileges gained due to their larger stature.
Symptoms of this behavior can be:
- Confidently explaing things to others without understanding the subject
- Assuming one is more capable than others, without any meritocratic foundation
- Assuming the role of “mentor” or “manager” without having the necessary capabilities, experience or situational understanding
- Reflexively dismissing the opinions of others, especially those shorter than oneself without due consideration
- Dismissing ones own privilege and crediting one’s mediocre abilities and “mindset” instead
- Feeling immediately uncomfortable/insecure when one sees someone taller than themselves
- Deriving ones personality and sense of identity purely from their height
- Looking down on other people both literally AND figuratively.
Example 1
John: *has an opinion Rudy doesn’t like*
Rudy: “Shut up, elf”
John: man, talk about Sasquatch syndrome.
Example 2
Gary: “It’s a lot easier to to feel confident as a tall guy. It comes with many advantages.”
Mike: “If you woke up tomorrow as 6 feet 4... I have bad news: you'd find something else to be miserable about.
Harry: “Sure, but research clearly shows it’s easier to deal with these insecurities if you don’t have to worry about height on top of it.”
Mike: “I am sure there is a lot of research, and you can back up almost any claim with some study. We all have our own strengths and disadvantages.
As a tall man, I can tell you that you won't feel insecure about your height, but instead will have other insecurities. We are separate but equal.
Example 3
Dylan: “so what kind of guys do you like?”
Tina: “well he needs to be tall. Don’t get me wrong, I love short kings- well not personally, but I love that FOR them. But I’m tall myself, so I only date tall guys because short guys all have small man syndrome. I need someone on my level.”
Jake (whispering) “I think she’s the one who has tall woman syndrome.”
Jenny (also whispering) “haha, I think you mean Sasquatch Syndrome”