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Dick and balls

A word used to describe Nazis in WW2 by the Americans

'Hitler is really Dick And Balls, Jim'

Balls deep in your mother.

An insult telling somebody that you have sexual relations with their mother.

"You fucking suck"
"Shut up, I'm balls deep in your mother. Maybe get a life before you tell someone they suck."

Turkey Balls

A man's saggy, wrinkly balls that hang low (sometimes below the knee). Best used for tea bagging.

"Goofy totally has Turkey Balls." or "Goofy sure has some nasty Turkey Balls." "OMG! I like totally just saw Mickey sucking on Goofy's turkey balls!"

Captain H-Ball

Any extremely intoxicated boat captain from a mix of cocaine, mushrooms and cheap beer.

Dam Captain H-Ball we almost hit the channel marker doing 60mph in a no wake zone. Arrrr past me the straw and platter and let me arrrrr powder the nose.

Kicked in the Balls

An extremely dishonorable fighting procedure, its a unwritten rule that all men shall never strike the testicles of another man.

"To be kicked in the balls is a violation of the Male Geneva Convention."

Charlie-balling

A sharp (charlie horse like) pain in a man's testicles.

"babe, I think I'm dying! Hurry up!! I'm Charlie - balling!!! I need you like yesterday! OMG!!! It's like blue balls but worse!

"Charlie-balling is a sharp, intensified pain that shoots down into a man's left testicle."