“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock” is a famous quote written by the realest gia. This should be a mock against the offensive “if her age is on the clock then she’s ready for my cock” sentence which is pedophelic.
“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock”
“Yes daddy”
HAAHAA
Synonym for penis beaker. Not to be confused with cockup.
Thanks love, that was great but a bit messy. Pass the cock cup.
When you get way too wasted on a night out and do regretful activities
Yo bro I got way too cock and balled in the weekend
A person with little to no intelligence, often indulging in thoughtless behavior as a result.
Look cock ears, I really need you to stop lighting off flares inside my house.
A fool so ignorant of his own stupidity, he might as well believe a cock is an ass.
"Louie, you cock-ass! You forgot to buy peanut butter!"
The candidate had the look for president, but when he opened his mouth, he sgood there babbling like a cock-ass.
brittany came home after a long day of work, she walked into her room to see brady watching VR porn. brady was grunting and moaning and he took off the oculus and saw her standing there so he immediately ripped off her clothes and pulled out his armadillo cock. he bent her over whike listening to novacane and put the black mustard cock into her purple vagina. after he nuts inside her and his grimey pumpkin seed tasting cum runs out of her hairy butthole he licks it up and twirls the hair with his tongue. he puts the oculus back on for round two.
he has an armadillo cock
my cock and balls that are attached
Me: i put my cock and balls into that horny slut last night.
Them: nice girl!