if you have a unique name today is your day
Boy 1 : hey did you hear about unique name day
boy 2 : no, wait don't i have a unique name
boy 1: yeah , you do.
Person 1: Hey have you seen chef?
Person 2: My name chef!
Person 1: hey that's pretty good.
Everyone knows who she is. She's a girl almost every guy has hooked up with. She's famous and infamous at the same time.
Brian: "Any hotties at the party last night"
Nick: "Just the usual brand name girls. No new meat"
When someone asks for ideas for a name for a baby or pet, get the Bible and your favorite book with characters (if your favorite is a series, get a book from the series). For each round open each book to a random spot and write down the first name you spot. (Disclude the names Jesus, God, Lucifer and Satan). After you play as many rounds as you want, choose the names you think would be best to give to the name givers.
Mom: Your cousin is having a baby, and wants some name ideas
Son: Ill get my bible and Harry Potter book, we'll play Bible Name Bingo and find ideas.
Absolute fucking retard! These dickheads deserve castration for their crimes against humanity (ie retarded name definitions)! They have a tendency to think that ANY word, phrase, or acronym is a person’s name! Example “Gonad is the sweetest kindest man you’ll ever meet. He is not always a man however, sometimes he may be a freakish tranny. But he’ll always have the best laugh!” These people are brain dead imbeciles. A name does not determine your personality, douches!
Name definition writer is the most pathetic human you will ever meet. He is a total dumb ass. He resides in his parents basement until the age of 48. Run far, far away when you meet him!
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