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When you propose to someone by shitting in your hand and if they say yes then you smear it on their hand instead of a ring
Jennifer: Did you hear that Bill is marrying his girlfriend? It was so cute!
Bill: It was a poop proposal.
Jennifer: EWW!
Dueling poop is when two people are competitively dropping duces simultaneously. There could be a multitude of factors that rate the quality of one's excrement to determine the winner of the duel.
Keith and Harmony were excited to see multiple stalls in a nongendered bathroom. They were finally able to achieve their dreams of dueling poops.
A word to call people to just annoy them when you feel like the moment is awkward.
During Awkward Silence-
Guy- Hey Chris, your a Poop Swiggle.
Chris- grrr
poop water (/pūp ˈwɑtəɹ/) noun.
Water or mud that has a high percentage of fecal matter (e.g. horse-puckey) in it.
Usually reeks rather strongly of poo.
Don't run that R/C truck through that puddle! It has poop water in it!
Piss you that fucking puddle reeks like fucking horse-puckey!!!
Did you watch that game last night? It was the poop hooves.
Philli Boi loves himself. He thinks he straight poop hooves.
The state of general well-being after taking a massive dump
After evacuating his bowels, Bill felt Poop Zen.
The sudden breeze from a bathroom after a person opens the door when finished pooping. Usually resembles the smell of poop.
Did you get the poop draft when I came out of the bathroom?
Yea, I almost passed the fug out.