What the speaker says:
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20-meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
How it is:
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test designed to torture children and make them want to die. It progressively gets more shitty as it continues. The 20-meter death test will begin in 30 secs. It will have you gasping for breath while your P.E. teacher yells at you to "KEEP MOVING" and you want to tell him to STFU. Line up at the start. The running speed starts fine I guess you could say but gets faster and makes you feel more suicidal each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run even when you want to fucking faint and never walk again. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over and you will thank god for giving you mercy. The test will begin on the dreaded word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
* poor student 1 dragging on the floor herself through the hall because she can't even bear to walk.*
Poor student 1: *moans in pain*
Her athletic best friend: Come on you can get there.
Poor student 1: * says in very tired voice* Can't you see I'm trying.
*two Athletic students carrying poor student 2 to the nurse's office because he fainted in the middle of the test and will probably only get an ice pack*
Her Athletic Friend: Poor kid
Poor student number 1: I am not surprised. This is what the Fitness Gram Pacer test does to children.
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The surreal anticipatory period of uncertainty and apprehension during which the real-time performance of a road-side sobriety test hangs in the balance between spectacular, unbelievable success and crushing, hopeless defeat.
Just look at her; she's tryin' her BEST to walk heel-to-toe, watch-the-movin' cop finger, cartwheel, back-flip and hand-stand. Right now she's in Sobriety Test Fear-Fail...better call in the lawyers anyway...
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constantly getting into accidents and it's always your fault
Oh my god--it just hit this benz today, yesterday i hit a parked car and last friday i ran into the back of a taxi----wow ur such a crash test dummy!
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The fitnessgram™ pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. the 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. line up at the start. the running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep a single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. the second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. the test will begin on the word start. on your mark, get ready, start.
The Fitnessgram™ Pacer Test is the worst new meme.
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A lie so obviously false no one could possibly believe it.
"The NHS is perfectly safe in tory hands"
I think you should take the "barnard castle eye test" mate
(aka, sh-t test)
The obstacle course women run potential mates through before surrending into a love-leash. The test ensures sexual attraction and respect will always be there towards her mate over the long run.
Power Testing is a series of rigorous tests of a man's higher brain function/self-control. (The higher brain is sparked by sexual attraction and fueled by emotional attraction.)
Power Testing is an effective way to separate the mature alpha men from the boys. Testing is performed early on in a relationship in the 'attraction stage', which usually lasts up to one month under normal dating conditions.
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EXAMPLE:
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Amy tosses out an Alpha Male Power Test at Allen by giving him a hard time. She does something she knows Allen won't like. Amy tries to be serious during testing because she doesn't want Allen to realize he's being tested. Shhh. :x
If Allen loses his cool and fails the test by calling Amy derogatory names. Amy's level of sexual attraction to Allen will hit blacktop, sending him straight to the orange coned-off area called the Friend Zone. :\
As you can see, Amy *is* pretty smart and she enjoys this process, thoroughly! :>
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A simple question into determining if someone is an ignorant fob and who should get the fuck out of America
Me: Do you know who Edgar Allan Poe is?
fob: Uhhh....who?
Me: Oh, never-mind. *under breath (The dumb bitch just failed the Edgar Allan Poe Test)*
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