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He thinks his god, he thinks his amazing, he works at B&M and everything's done in 5 minutes. His short, his a idiot and most of all his a loser!
Itll be done in 5 minutes guys! Five minute nathan!
A song originally by Shel Silverstein, popularized by Johnny Cash. The song is about a man on death row on the day of his execution counting down the time to his demise minute by minute, from his last meal until the hanging.
Despite being very dark, the song is considered quite humorous due to Johnny Cash's hilariously animated music video to accommodate the fact that he would die if he tried to re-enact the execution.
Despite a blatant error near the end where he says "Seven more minutes to go," instead of "Four more minutes to go" (which was later corrected in the live version), the song was very well received. Johnny Cash's darkest songs tended to be his most amusing ones as well, after all.
Well, they're building a gallows outside my cell...and I've got 25 minutes to go
And the whole town's waiting just to hear me yell...I've got 24 minutes to go
When you "jack" your "wood" (ie. masturbate) with the goal of achieving orgasm within 3 or so minutes due to a time limit.
I had to master the Three-Minute LumberJack while in the gulag because of the 3-minute shower time limit.
I woke up late with morning wood, so did a Three-Minute LumberJack and ran to work. I had a really great day.
The amount of time it takes you to get rid of the old style and get in with the new style, probably because your ass is broke.
Yeah, I know, but I'm gonna need a minute to shit it
Ass minutes. Noun.
A measurement of time that is considered ridiculously short.
"He gave ass minutes to complete the work!"
A good loving to ur ass. Dick in bum. Means yum yum
Ill give you some good ass minutes
Something you haven’t done In 3 years or more
Wow, I haven’t had a cookout corn dog in a yankee minute