Sitting here like a spring chicken

A very bored person who is horribly unshowered, uncouth, irreverent and has cheeto stained fingers. Aka. The worst type of person.

I'm just sitting here like a spring chicken, waiting for the dragonfruit i ordered online.

Here for the pizza

1. A phrase used at a celebration or social gathering (wedding, birthday party, etc.) that denotes the user's desire for the amenities of said gathering (food, drinks, cake, games, etc.) and complete lack of interest of what the social gathering is actually about. Occurs often in children too young to understand or care about what is occurring.

Warning: Using phrase at any social gathering may incite yelling, tears, or physical injury. Use at own risk.

Person 1: Isn't it wonderful that Jack and May got married?
Person 2: I'm just here for the pizza.

Ayo The Pizza's Here

A line from a vine made by Calebcity, who is funnier than any joke youtubers on Youtube. (sorry, youtubers)

*doorbell*
Dude 1: Ayo The Pizza's Here
Dude 2: Sweet!

How did we get here?

Advancement made! : How did we get here?
have every effect on at once

Username has made the advancement How did we get here?

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Dismiss em get em outta here

When their music was lock and now its time to go home

Kyle said the music was lock 🔐 from Frederick st the parade over dismiss em get em outta here

You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here

You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here is a long word, often used when someone has typed so much that they deserve to be where they are currently located. There are many ways You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here can be used, such in text, writing, and that is just about the most common forms You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here is used.

Guy 1: This is a long sentence I am writing to you right now Guy 2, you might as well respect me.
Guy 2: You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here
Guy 3: Nice.

My cousin is here

When a girl says"My cousin is here", she means she has got her period.

Judy: Hey, Claire. Wanna go swimming with me?
Claire: Aww, I can't. My cousin is here. Another"shark week" again, you know.
Judy: Oh, bummer!