Did you watch that game last night? It was the poop hooves.
Philli Boi loves himself. He thinks he straight poop hooves.
Dueling poop is when two people are competitively dropping duces simultaneously. There could be a multitude of factors that rate the quality of one's excrement to determine the winner of the duel.
Keith and Harmony were excited to see multiple stalls in a nongendered bathroom. They were finally able to achieve their dreams of dueling poops.
Discussing the latest poop functions.
Friend: Where were you last night?
Me: Sorry It was a heated Poop debate with the boys
A business poop is a public standing poop made in extreme haste. Often made while waiting inline for the tube or a Costa coffee, partitioners simply lower the top half of the pants to below the waist and poop. Special care must be taken to apply enough bowl pressure to excrete the faeces a sufficient distance from the body. Regular business poopers may evolve a large air sack in their lower intestine capable of inflating and releasing pressure at will. Hernias are not uncommon.
Tom is a business man, who only has time for business poops
The act of shitting directly into someone’s asshole.
Aye bruh, I’m kind of low on poop, can you hit me up with a poop transplant?
Clingy dog who believes they are needed to help guid you through your bathroom experience. Dutifully stays by your side always.
When you have a dog, you are used to having a shadow even on the toilet. Your own personal Poop Sherpa to help you through number two.
When you make "mashed potatoes"out of your shit to prevent the toilet from clogging.
Johnny didn't want to clog the school toilet so he engaged in making poop chops