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Whilst recieving a handjob, the girl grabs the cock skin really hard and yanks upwards forcefully every few seconds, like is the guy trying to pull the sword from the stone in Excalibur.
oh nancy gave me the ol' sword in the stone last night.
I kept moaning in agony but she thought it was pleasure
so she kept pullinh harder and harder
now my cock looks like a slinky
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A person who smokes a lot of marijuana. Usually used to describe someone who smokes too much.
"Man that kid is a stone bone.. he smokes weed all day long!"
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1. A person you don't wanna fuck around with.
2. a ruthless hitman
the bastard that I hired was a stone cold killer
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Pimp ass muthafucka. Dick like a trunk and tall like a tree. This dude has got it all. They say it's good luck if you suck his dick.
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Boutta-I'm about to
Stone- engage in a long string of insults that allows you to dominate your opponent aka OWN
Bob: 'i think david archuleta is a cool guy'
Jason: 'BOUTTA STONE'
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When addicts try to justify their continued drug habit by emphasizing the highs but ignoring the destruction.
Janie got wasted, blew all the grocery money, pissed her pants and got thrown in custody but when she told me she was all roses, talk about romancing the stone.
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Situation where a female is totally infatuated with her boyfriend and even lame excuses, used by her boyfriend to explain cheating, work e.g. "I tripped and landed in her pussy", "I'm a proctologist sweety, thats just one of our newer techniques we use"
Her boyfriend was cheating on her but she's too cock stoned to realise it.
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