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A straight up WARRIOR in the Bedroom!
—“Do you think they are good in bed?,
-“Trust me, they’re a damn Pillow-Ninja!”
Like goose down pillow. When you have to shit, and you put to on the water first to catch the poop. Then top it with the used to, but don't flush.
I had a big breakfast. I'm about to leave a deuce brown pillow in the bathroom for someone to see.
when you cut your dickhair over someones pillow before they sleep
friend 1: i got a hairy pillow yesterday
friend 2: haha it was me
The song of discovering an unwanted gift on your pillowcase;bedding
David: Doo doo, doo doo on the pillow case
Amy: You is nasty, David!
that dog across the road you feel like puntung into the sun because he thinks he is a shark that eats everything and his eyes are bigger then his buttcheeks.
it is dogs head pillow