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A Piss-Willy is a type of insect, bigger than a nat. That is normally in the bathroom. They are called this because they hang around piss. You mostly see them in public bathroom's.
Ex. 1- Eww! Do NOT go in that bathroom. They have Piss-Willies.
Ex. 2- I have Piss-Willies in my house. What should I do?
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A penis swimming through the sea.
This is because in England, Willy means penis.
This is amusing. XD
Sarah: Yeah, well Andy Sixx is just...a penis.
Tk: Hahaha, just a penis with no body. XD Like free willy.
Sarah: I drew Free Willy on my math homework.
Hannah: You're stupid...
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A Manic Deppressive, Horny, Drunk, Sex Deprived Old man who cant get pussy from a decent woman over the age of 18.
Willie is also the last know Slave owner owning over 300 Leprocon/Black Midget mutts known as the Umpa-Lumpa
Willie Wonka didnt save those damn umpas from Umpa Land, He's Breeding them in The Factory basement. Don't call me a liar ive seen it!
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noun- An act of intense, emo intercourse performed by a man, wearing a purple top-hat, on a woman;
1.) The man gurgles up a lugi and spits on the woman's vagina. He then begins to smear it around, stimulating her clitoris.
2.) The man then persists by shoving Twizzlers, at least 27, analy into the woman. *Of note, if the woman begins to bleed, you are doing it right*
3.) The man will then drizzle hot fudge all over the woman's breastic region and smear it everywhere. He will then lick all of it off and force her to eat the Twizzlers.
4.) Upon completion, the couple will have sex, however avoiding anal, due to the fact that she will hot be tight in that region.
"At first, I thought my boyfriend was going to rape me... But it was much worse!"
"What happened?!"
"...He gave me a Willy Wonka!"
"Oh! My! Fucking! GOD!"
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When a man injects feces into his scrotum, then when he ejaculates the sperm is replaced by a fountain of poop.
That hooker did not see that Willy Wonka coming!
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When you flirt so hard with a girl that you make her pussy wet
Ronny gave Tania a wet willy at the party. While he was spitting his game on her.
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When you wake someone up by putting your wet erect penis in his/her ear.
"Wet willy, wet willy, I just gave you a wet willie!"
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