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I want to move away out to Montana or some other place in the Midwest
Can you send me money, UD Jews?
This is a way of asking someone if they are going to fuck you over.
Drew Lock cost the NY Giants their first overall pick spot since 1965. He has been riding the bench and put up over 300 Yards and 4 TDs against the Colts in a game they needed to lose to hold their first overall spot. Drew Lock fucked over the NY Giants.
Co-worker: Hey bro, I need you to do me a huge favor. I need you to cover for me and tell the boss I got a flat tire and that is why I am late to work. I promise I won't tell anyone if you help me out.
Me: Okay, but are you going to Drew Lock me?
Touch me I'm Sick also known as TMIS, is slang for a feeling usually related to edging with pain or with inflicting pain upon someone whose in great health in hopes to infect him/her.
Hey you, Touch me I'm sick, bet you wont be happy after
When a person is attracted to someone’s male genitals they’ll scream “give me them balls” and then go into a ritual singing “jiggly jig jiggly jig jiggly jiggly jiggly jig!” And use their hands to try and tickle their balls.
“Give me them BALLS!” -tickle action with hands
A term used by someone who is sarcastically satisfied with the work he or she has done. Often used when he or she is performing a task that is not a desired one.
Larry: I'm satisfied with it if you are.
Raybine: It sure tickles the hell out of me, let's go home.
A bullshit phrase used by morons that don't have a life.
Person 1: "woo 2-25 new year new me yall"
Person 2: "what kinda crack u smokin
During the end of the spec ops, the line campaign John Konrad said this
No everything all of this it was your fault - Captain walker
If that's what you believe then shoot me- John Konrad