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Two nipples so large that they form one giant nipple
I really liked her but those Pangea nipples were just too big.
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A Nipple Finder is someone who helps people find their nipples for them when they can't do it themselves.
"Man I had to hire a professional nipple finder to help me find my nipples for me, I had thought I lost them, turns out, they were on my chest!"
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The master of the nipple cripple.
Will happily nipple cripple anyone who the see fit, whether they are a stranger are not.
Has been arrested over 7 times for nipple crippling celebrities and/or politicians.
Obama: man I got crippled so hard last week my nipples leaked milk
Cameron: damn son, he must have been the nipple master
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When you find yourself looking at what appears to be a third nipple but when you touch it pus comes out and you calm down with the relief of knowing your not a freek.
Dude you look really tired.
I know I was up all night with my nipple zit. I was poking it for hours. When I found out it was just a zit, I fapped the rest of the night to celebrate.
Cool I did that last week.
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Used when someone does something stupid
My friend did some parkour when drunk and broke his ankle, frigging Nipple Monkey.
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Something which you wear on your nipples that can have decorations (sparkles,string,streamers,etc.) on it for show. Mostly used on women in strip clubs, but they have men's too.
"I was at the strip club and this girl had glitter nipple tassels!"
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The hair of either a man or woman's nipple area, usually on the rim
"Dude that guy was so hairy!"
"Ya man did you see his nipple grass!"
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