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There's folks that call "moose," swamp donkeys in B.C. Canada. How ever, the play on words takes it back to the previous entries, as in: "I'm gonna give her a swamp donkey punch." which of course leads to having seen a B.C. Snow Dragon.
Did you see any swamp donkeys on the way here?
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A polite way to insult an ugly girl.
I rushed on to the bus and took the first open seat and realized I was sitting next to a Sea Donkey.
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Is your guy or chick loose? Are they looser than a wizard's sleeve? Here's the solution: THE LEGENDARY DONKEY PUNCH!
First, get your partner from behind... doggy style! While she or he is completely unaware and in the moment, punch them as hard as you can in the back of the head. "The Donkey Punch". He or she should pass out. Within the next few seconds, that loose wizard sleeve will magically transform into a tight turtleneck!
P.S: Repeat blows to the back of the head as needed!
"So what did you do last night, Jimmy."
"I finally fucked Lauren last night!"
"I heard being in her vagina was like throwing a hotdog down the hallway."
"That's true, but I took care of that... DONKEY PUNCH STYLE!"
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Fat chicks that hang out in Country Western Bars
Heee Haaa....check out the Swamp Donkeys line dancing.
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Fuck her in the ass and kick her in the chin
I did the boston donkey last weekend. When I was fuckingmy bros sister in the ass and her brother ran in a kicked her in the chin
A safe-for-work way of saying bitch please. Usually used at family functions or similar stale environments to inform people that their opinion is not valid.
Karen: I personally like when my husband buys me cleaning products for Christmas.
Mauveen: Donkey please, get a life. 🙄
donkey ryan is very smart man, not so in life but hes still one of the greats. Appreciate him like how you appreciate that weed. truly a great one. Also, he like claire :)
donkey ryan is a nerd