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When someone farts, and there's no one to blame but yourself.. just blame the ghost.
Dude! What`s that smell?
It must have been a ghost fart.
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A thin pasty being that lives secluded in the deep of the anus
Butt ghost -- as in Chef you are a butt ghost
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The act of masterbating rigorously in order to ejaculate on potential ghosts, leaving them covered in a white substance that sticks to the apparition, therefore, revealing any invisible ghosts.
"I would never have seen grandma again if I hadn't been ghost hunting in the abandoned old house."
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noun. An emission of gas from the anus. The gaseous entity which is released from ones ass as the last remains of food which has been consumed.
Hey man, I'm so full after that meal now I have to release a Food Ghost.
It smells really bad in here, this room must be haunted by Food Ghosts.
Sorry about the smell love, I just exorcised a Food Ghost.
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When someone farts while seated, sealing the smell under them. Later, upon getting up, the ghost fart is released, stinking up the surrounding area.
John: "Honey, could you get me a beer?"
Mary: "Sure thing babe." <gets up>
John: "OH MY GOD, WHAT IS THAT SMELL???"
Mary: "Opps, sorry hun. I farted earlier. Must have been a ghost fart."
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When fucking a chick in the dark your nigger is in the closet, pulling a warmup jerk. Move the chick in front of the window doggy-style, then allow your buddy to move in and take over. Quietly dress and slip outside. Bang on the window and wave at your friend.
What do I think of your new girlfriend? I know the bitch fucks- Marty and Johnny pulled the ghost in the dark on that bitch last month.
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looking for crack, coke, or speed on the ground because you're so spun out you KNOW you dropped some and look there's a fleck of white ... oh I lost it THERE IT IS
Dude was crazy, lookin' at the ground, pickin' up gravel, old crackheads ghost bustin'
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