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When one masturbates and gets very happy,
Aysha made happy time in da bathroom
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Work time that one logs where one hopes to accomplish quite a bit of "work," but spends most of that time sitting in a chair.
I would like to go to lunch with you guys, but I'm really busy. I've been putting in a lot of ass time lately.
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A "Man's time" is time spent in a restroom of any kind while pooping. During such times, he is not to be disturbed by anyone, least of all a woman. Man's time is often accompanied by reading materials, including (but not limited to) pornography. Not to be confused with "Woman's time" which has something to do with the menstrual cycle.
"Dad? Are you jerking off to Barely Legal during your Man's time? I just had my first period and I need to use the can."
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When bros. are going to some event, chances are they are running behind. This is called lambda time. In most cases, the bros can arrive anywhere from 15 minutes to an hour of when the actual thing started.
noun.
"What time is the meeting at?"
"It starts at 9."
"Oh shit, it's 9:10."
"We're running on Lambda time."
"Oh alright, so we got plenty of time to get there."
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The lead song on the Atlanta Rhythm Section album Champagne Jam, released in 1978. According to the ARS website, "This flat out rocker pays tribute to the Lynyrd Skynyd band, with lyrics focusing on their shared musical experiences on stage. It's hard hitting, crisp and intense-a fitting tribute to a band that were ARS' contemporaries and been quoted as acknowledging ARS to be the best band in the South."
Lyrics:
We'll have us a large time, a knock down, drag out ball
We'll have us a large, large time, you all
The moment when your foldy friend runs out of breath and tells you he needs a cigaret at this moment