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anti-wife

A roommate who's domestic habits are so trifling and to such an extent as to prevent any relationship from ever progressing to the point of being classified as a long term or committed relationship. Thereby said roommate prevents any possibility of a relationship from ever migrating to co-habitation or marriage so long as he/she is in the same residence.

Friends are talking about Leo's roommate moving out. Leo says, "Now I will be able to settle down, or at least bring a woman home. Although, I think I'm going to miss my anti-wife." We ask wtf is an anti-wife... and well I think I got real close to the answer.

by JCCoppertop January 27, 2011


Anti-Kink

Something that one finds the opposite of kinky, and/or finds sexually repulsive.

I don't like media of "sexy" vampires, as vampires are one of my anti-kinks. They're dead, really old, and probably also racist (probably). Who'd want to fuck that?

by Chimera46 May 06, 2020


anti-friend

One who acts as if they are your best friend, but when asked non-surface level questions, refuse to answer.

An anti-friend will also ask you to divulge all your deepest secrets, then go behind your back and tell everyone.

Friend John: Dude, who did you fuck this weekend?
Friend Steven: Fuck you man, i don't kiss and tell.
Friend John: But, I thought we were best friends... you're being an anti-friend.

by kranzenator January 27, 2012


anti-irony

exactly what you'd expect to happen, despite someone's inane belief otherwise.

Some idiots broke into the zoo and threw shit at a tiger, which promptly ripped their throats out. Oh the anti-irony!

What? Did you really expect the world to end because some bible-touting asshole told you it would? How anti-ironic!

by Schnitzelbank March 08, 2010


anti-doppleganger

1.An alterate reality you that reflects the traits you wish not to possess.2.The you you don't want to become.

Stan reminds me of me in ten years if I don't change my ways.He is my anti-doppleganger.

by Donnie2Light July 11, 2009


anti labeling

1) Kids/Teens who do not label, nor do they believe in labeling themselves or others

2) Kids/Teens who do not enjoy being labeled and do not fit into a label, so they are against labeling.

1)Girl: OMG that girl is sooo emo! -points to girl with blonde hair and bangs over her eyes-
Other Girl: What has this world come to? since when is that 'emo'? Labeling is pointless. I'm anti labeling.

2)Boy: OMG lolol that girl is sooo emo! OMG she totally cuts hereself!
Other girl: Yah she's totally emo! She's got black hair and converse and a band shirt, so shes gotta cut! EMO!
Girl: Shut up already! I'm NOT emo! I don't cut either! Labeling is dumb, so stop!

by Nightmarishsoul March 04, 2007


anti-fat

to be very thin or skinny, the furthest thing from being fat. a great body

that dude doesn't have an ounce of fat on his body. I swear he's the anti-fat.

by westcoast bob August 04, 2008