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The strange erection you get on Christmas morning due to the excitement of opening presents or the thought of opening presents.
I got a Christmas boner when I saw a huge present by the tree that was for me.
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The best game ever. Whoever can keep their raging boner up long enough wins.
Dude, last night Jeff and I played boner party!
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The uncharacteristic giddiness of meteorologists when a major weather event occurs.
With all the earthquakes and hurricane issues, all the weather people are getting storm boners...
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When you have erect nipples and they stick out such as when one is nippingwhich may happen when aroused
The very thought of using a poop condom gave me a tittie boner
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A stiffy obtained merely from seeing a bangin chick.
Phil: "Dude, Denise gave me such an insta-boner last night!"
Connor: "Dude thats my mom!"
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An involuntary erection generally occurring upon waking in the morning.
Man, I was havin' this really vivid dream, but then I woke up with just a piss boner, y'know what I mean, man?
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A sudden paroxysm in the penile region. Usually caused by: boner overuse, smashing it by girl riding you, having sex with a full stomach, dehydration.
TbKyle1: Rory: "I've just been stricken with a massive Boner Cramp"
Kyle: "shit dude, stick it in Jello"
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