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Something Chuck Norris never opens, because he makes his own.
Person 1-"Don't make me open a can of whoop ass on you!"
Chuck Norris- "I make my own."
*Chuck Norris beats the crap out of person 1*
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A short, but very wide human penis. It is widely accepted that one does not have intercourse with a tuna can penis, but rather uses it to punch their lover in the cunt.
Shelly: "I heard Mike has a thick dick. I am so jealous you hooked up with him!"
Nelly: "Umm, we didn't hook up so much as he punched me in the cunt with his tuna can penis"
Shelly: "gross."
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Can-O-Black refers to the Phenomenon wherein a person (Mainly White Women) use excessive amount of Self-Tanning creams, sprays and lotions; in order to change their ethnicity. Hence, a White woman can cover her skin in so much Self-Tanning cream, that it changes her skin color and makes her look like a Latina or Black woman.
(Can-O-Black Chick) I'm the hottest black chick you will ever meet! (Dude) Please! Your the only black chick I know that if I locked you in a closet for two weeks you would turn white! (Can-O-Black Chick) Are you crazy, Do you know how hard it is to get my skin looking this good? (dude) Yeah, $9.95 a can, 3 cans a week.
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It's how you say SIXTY-NINE in chinese.
Hey! how do you say sixty-nine in chinese?
two can chew
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Sudden bravery, getting macho around a group of people
Mario musta drank a can of man, he told them people off
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Analogous to opening a can of whoop ass. A dangerous substance, usually found packaged inside cans. When released, can cause a major sass attack to the person it is intended for, and is often used as a weapon of sass. More often the user warns the recipiant of an imminent opening of a can, if the recipient does not act as desired by the opener.
Person 1: "Man you sassed Ms. Shaniqua hard today"
Person 2: "Yeah i opened a can of whoop sass on her ass today"
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When roommates allow the trash to stack up to dizzying (and often disgusting) heights until one eventually breaks down and takes it out.
Roommate 1: "Are you going to take that trash out?"
Roommate 2: "I can still win by wedging this Chinese takeout box against the wall."
Roommate 1: "Man, this trash can chicken has been going on too long."
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