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Most likely in a prison shower, you get stuck in between the wall/floor and a big man with a big erect penis
So how was your stay at the penitentiary Johnny?
I dropped the soap and got stuck In between a cock and a hard place!
When a man squats and inverts his penis then squeezes his abs so tight he nuts
Last night I Lithuanian Cock wrenched at the gym it was so good
What the Cannibal Corpse song "I Cum Blood" is essentially about...as put by frontman Corpsegrinder.
"This song is about shooting blood FROM YOUR COCK!"
— George "Corpsegrinder" Fisher
when you stick your dick into a 400 pounders ass and let her sit down on you for an hour. You then let her shit on your chest and rubs her tits on it then you lick it all off.
go do a cock kramp
A barrage of unjustified compliments directed to someone for no reason at all except to pleasure their ego.
Gus: Damn, Jeff, you are so cool and funny and smart.
Carl: This guy is Verbally Cock-Sucking Jeff.
An offensive yet funny way to greet ones work colleague.
Now then Corona Cock, how’s things?