Gas station sushi

The act of eating out or performing oral sex on a hooker while sitting on the toilet in a gas station bathroom.

So I heard you had some great gas station sushi last night.

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Gas Me Up

Phrase Used In Drake's "Money To Blow" Meaning to fuel someone's ego or instigate.

You're the man, I love what you're wearing, you dress better than anyone I know! Quit frontin, you're trying to gas me up, I like running on E!

Can you believe Emily left that note, you should say something to her! What, don't try to gas me up, You say something to her.

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Gas Pump Roulette

While pumping gas, you try to release the pump trigger at the number you want it to land on in one try. The less risky people release a few cents underneath the target number then pump the trigger until it gets to the number. It is kind of reverse of russian roulette.

Pumping gas this morning, I tried to land on 30 dollars exactly but hit $30.05 instead. I lost gas pump roulette today.

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Mexican Gas Station

When, after ejaculating inside of female cavity, the penis is allowed to soften a bit, and then used for urinating in said cavity. Most likely paired with saying "Filler Up Ma'am" In a Spanish accent.

Jim videotaped himself giving that girl a Mexican Gas Station.

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gas bag

Noun: a particularly aromatic sample of marijuana.

That stuff you gave me was the gas bag, man! My friend’s mom definitely smelled it when we walked in the door.

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Gas Station Rule

When traveling to a gas station or store in a car, everyone gets their seat back when returning to the vehicle, if in the store for less than 20 minutes.

-Shotgun!

-no, you n00b! Gas station rule!

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Oregon Gas Pump

A sexual act used as a finishing move. Mimics the activities of an Oregonian gas station. 3 people are required for this act: one is the Recipient, one is a Bum, and the third is the Pump. The Bum swipes the Recipient's credit card in the Pump's ass crack. This allows the Pump to release their fluids into the Recipient's throat. Optional: the Bum yells "FINISH HIM" as the Pump is about to release their fluids.

(An alternative of the Washington Gas Pump)

"Hey Jerry, you should get Tom to come over so that we can do the Oregon Gas Pump properly tonight!"

"Honey, I can give you the Oregon Gas Pump, but we will need to find somebody extremely unemployable to swipe my credit card."

"Hey Bobby, want to play Mortal Kombat X while Tina and her Bum friend perform the Oregon Gas Pump on us?"

"These Oregon Gas Pumps are more satisfying than a bukkake in Africa."