Jacob Black

The annoying and pointless character (after New Moon ended) that couldn't grasp the fact that Bella Swan, is not, in fact, in love with him- but Edward Cullen.

He ends up totally butchering the series in finality, when he 'imprints' on a newborn baby, thus earning his title as pedophile.

Hey that guys creepy- he's stalking that kid.

Me: Yeah, that would be a Jacob Black.

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Jacob sartorius

Jacob sartorius got famous of Vine , Musical.ly and his singing
Loves each of his fans.He is talented and good singer.Also loves chocolate milk.
He is loved by many girls and hated by many boys because he says to girl that none of boys says to girl.He makes girls feel special.

Jacob sartorius is the best

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Jacob

An idiot who will hopefully kill himself or die alone. His dick is microscopic and you need the most powerful microscope to see it. No cares about him or has any positive feelings for him

AHHHHHHHHH HELP JACOB HAS GOT ME. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I HAVE A WIFE AND FAMILY THAT I LOVE.NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. FUFHDYDFSSHSHFSNGSJGZJGSNFUTSNFJTT

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Jacob

Jacob is a very Kind, Loving, Funny, Handsome person. If a Jacob likes u you a very lucky person. Don’t lose jacob he will be there for you through thick and thin. Jacob has bad anger issues but will try his hardest to make sure he doesn’t hurt you.

Girl: Jacob likes me.
Girl 2: date him he is so nice and he will love you with all his heart!

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jacobs grandmother

A kind woman, named Martha.
Happy at heart.
Not proud of her grandchild, named Jacob

Jacobs grandmother, Martha, is disappointed by her quite ashy grandson.

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Jacob's Creek

A nickname for anal sex. commonly confused with a brand of wine.

"hey, i went up Jacob's Creek with sarah last night."

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Jacob Winnable

This is when Jacob carries the boys on Pokémon Unite with his epic gaming skills.

Jacob: Turns around a fight
Also Jacob: "WINNABLE"
Everyone: "It's Jacob Winnable"

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