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Way too drunk! Or Talking about someone you had sex with that was drunk.
Were gunna get slam drunk mutha fucka's or Last night i made a slam drunk.
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Getting blackout drunk just like an indian on firewater.
I got native drunk last night and woke up with two fat girls, no wallet, and a black eye.
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When a person (usually a girl) consumes an amount of alcohol sufficient to reflect intoxication in their eyes. Usually evidenced by seductive stares or photo evidence.
"That girl is totally giving me drunk eyes at the bar." OR "Wow- so-and-so looks wasted in that picture."
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When a woman out of your league is inebriated enough to sleep with you.
Mark: Guys, guess what! I totally bagged Rebecca last night!
Dave: Was she shitfaced?
Mark: Yeah?
Dave: Talk about drunk luck!
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Someone who has the opportunity to drink with others, but instead, chooses to hide away in his or her room and get drunk while playing World of Warcraft.
"Jeff is an unsociable drunk. We're out here playing beer pong with friends and he's upstairs WoW'ing it out."
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when one decides to get totally fucked up, thus passing out and not being able to get out of a room, so instead of being able to work the doorknob (or any type of early inventions, such as a wheel or doorknob), repeatedly bangs ones head on the door trying to get out, spitting all over the place, and video taping ones friend haveing mindless, headboard banging with her head, meaningless sex.
I am getting so neanderthal drunk tonight. Call that one whore that we know. make sure we have the camera.
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the level of drunkenness where your walking around the streets in nothing but your undies crying about your pathetic life
dude, mark got so loser drunk yesterday
really? wow hes so pathetic
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