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Tegan Smith-Warner

the best girl you will ever meet. she acts tough but is a big softy on the inside. Tegan smith-warner is an amazing artist and has amazing blue eyes you can get lost in. she is the most beautiful, smart and amazing girl in the world. she is addicted to cats and has the cutest freckles. her gf is pretty good too.

emilio: "omg look at that girl, shes so pretty"
ayden: "thats tegan smith-warner"

tegan: "wanna play roblox"

by lesbiangoose August 21, 2020

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Smith Center, KS

A town in north central Kansas whose population is under 2000 people. It's a good place to live if you enjoy being bored off your ass. Those who are good at sports and/or are related to members of the Chamber of Commerce, City Council, and School Board find growing up in Smith Center to to be quite enjoyable. Everyone else describes the experience as being akin to that of Hester Prynne in The Scarlet Letter. There are a few good teachers there but the High School prefers to employ coaches who try to squeeze in a little teaching on the side. Most residents have nothing better to do than pry in other people's business. People there will be nice to your face for the most part, but they will talk shit on you the minute you turn your back. Also, if you're ever there be sure to visit one of the 75 churches.

Home of the Smith Center Redmen

Guy 1: Dude are you from Smith Center, KS?

Guy 2: Yeah. I was good at sports so I slept through school and still graduated.

Guy 1: I'm from there too. One time a teacher told me to sit in the colored section.

Guy 2: After I graduated I realized I was destined to fail at life so I stayed there where people still think I'm awesome.

Guy 1: I left and never looked back. Now I'm successful and happy.

by MastaRoe February 6, 2010

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Collin smith

A very attractive human being,great in bed and can pull almost any girl and he's an amazing kisser.

Have you seen Collin smith?

by wellthenkillmealready January 29, 2016

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Edward Smith

The captain that ran the Titanic into an iceberg on April 14, 1912.

"Watch what you're doing! You look like Edward Smith trying to drive this car!"

by ItzFlamez April 27, 2017

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Mrs Smith

The Best teacher at McClure middle school she’s awesome

Bro I have Mrs smith next
Lucky I have tent in my next class

by Ryangudtentbad October 6, 2019

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


harrison smith

he is one of the 3 boys that were to dumb for me. I enjoyed making him so depressed especially at parties. leg

Harrison smith is to dumb for a girl like me

by leg on leg 3 May 1, 2018

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Anna Nicole Smith

A trailer trash hick who got big boobs, married a billionaire oil lord aged about 90, and went into the Guinness World Records book for the biggest age difference in a wedding. When her husband died she pretended to care and inherited millions of dollars which should have been given to whoever was in his will before she came along.

Recently died of a drug overdose. I know I speak for a majority of people when I say I feel no sympathy whatsoever towards her. But it is unfortunate for her young baby who will have one interesting and depressing upbringing.

*Anna Nicole Smith* - ooh look at me im going to do drugs because i think it makes me looks cool (dies)

*rest of world* - LOL

by MrSlideways February 9, 2007

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