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A person who was born during the COVID 19 pandemic. The year typically ranges from late 2019 - late 2022
Teacher 1: Today was little Timmy's birthday and his mom sent him to school with cake
Teacher 2: Ahhh yes he was born in 2021 wasn't he?
Teacher 1: If i can do the math, yes he was.
Teacher 2: Must be a tough life being a Covid Bitch.
The newest addition to the list of dress codes for men and women during the time of Covid-19, where most people are working from home and conducting business on Zoom calls. Covid-Formal joins casual, semi-casual, business-casual, semi-formal, and formal in the dress code lexicon.
Covid-Formal consists of business-attire (button-down shirt/tie/jacket for men and button-down shirt or blouse for women) on the torso, and lounge-wear (pajama pants, gym shorts, etc.) on the bottom.
Drew joined in on his daily work Zoom call from home, but didn't have the webcam angled just right, revealing his Covid-Formal dress code of suit and tie with gym shorts, to all of his co-workers.
When someone uses their COVID FACE to lure in lovers knowing damn well they ain't cute under that mask.
I have to call Nev, because I was COVID CATFISHED by that guy I met on OnlyFans.
When the odds of a young healthy person—who always wears a face mask and practices social distancing—dying from the coronavirus in a country with low infection and mortality rates are like the chances of someone hitting the jackpot twice at the casino.
Which event is less likely to happen: catching Donald J. Trump telling the truth, or being struck by Covid-🎰?
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A Covid is a Cigarette Once Vaped Intentionally Dropped, in other words a cigarette that someone smoked, put out and left behind but still enough for another person to get a few hits off of
I'm out of cigarettes and need to smoke. I'm going to check the ashtray for a Covid or two.
to spend time with two or more people you trust to be healthy even though corona virus is still here and we don't have a vaccine.
We are coviding at my brothers house tonight to celebrate his birthday
Someone who comes to close to you (between 2 meters) than can/will infect you with Covid-19
AAHHHHH STOP IT RICK! STOP COVIDING ME!!!