Paul: “WHY DO YOU KEEP TAKING MY PHONE”
William: “Chill out bro you don’t gotta be doing the x like that”
To trash talk, shame, troll, or verbally harass someone or someone's person, making them decide to use a violent conduct (like punching and headbutting) on the speaker, result in the violent user to lose their future jobs or their job doesn't end well.
Example : Materazzi to Zidane, Chris Rock to Will Smith
Don't try to do a Materazzi if you don't have a long-arse plan.
Having to take a shit immediately after you just took one. This usually happens once you are done wiping your ass, pulling your pants up and washing your hands. Dos = two in Spanish. Shittos = slang plural for shits.
"I thought I was safe, but then I got an attack of Dos Shittos!"
When you get above 90% on a test because you memorised the mark scheme, but you tell everyone you never saw it.
Doing a Diane...
Diane : "Oh my god, I got 92%!"
Everyone in the class: "Shut up Diane, you memorised the mark scheme..."
Diane : "No I didn't! I swear!"
*she memorised the mark scheme because she is a dumb cunt*
This is the act of a guy completely shaving his nuts and surrounding areas. Spreading peach lotion in his.......In waiting of a head session.
Now most chicks do the peach, but I think It's kinda sexy when a guy does it. Beats the hell outa cheeze dick. Chicks will show you the real moves then.
p1:He called me! So, When I got to his house he smiled at me giggled. I asked him whats up and he droped to his birthday.
p2;so how was it.
P1: " I said, "Babe I didn't know you knew how to Do the peach.
Ready for some hummin burd <3n? " He didn't make it to the next round.
Drawing a women with large boobs. usually not on purpose.
" David your doing a inferno "
Doing a Bethany is when you decide to go commando and let it all hang out
We went out last night and Becky decided to do a Bethany