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An interjection rapidly uttered by unprepared students, often the day of or prior to a large test or assignment.
Teacher: Are we all prepared for today's test?
Student: No.
Teacher: And why not?
Student: Didnt-study-gonna-fail.
When you begin to fail a class or classes because you are too preoccupied nailing your girlfriend. Most would consider this a good trade.
Petus: "hey, did you hear that (insert name here) is failing spanish?"
Tony: "It's because he's too busy with his gf. This is all a very standard Fail-Nail trade off."
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The surreal anticipatory period of uncertainty and apprehension during which the real-time performance of a road-side sobriety test hangs in the balance between spectacular, unbelievable success and crushing, hopeless defeat.
Just look at her; she's tryin' her BEST to walk heel-to-toe, watch-the-movin' cop finger, cartwheel, back-flip and hand-stand. Right now she's in Sobriety Test Fear-Fail...better call in the lawyers anyway...
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Usually added at the end of a praise to make someone feel even worse when you put them down.
22:43 - Kon: Aren't you happy that I gave you it? :(
22:43 - Krabman: Yes! :D
22:43 - Kon: XD
22:43 - Krabman: Just kidding. You fail.
A dinosaur that projects a colossal amount of fail unto anyone who comes in contact with it.
Person 1: What the hell is this dinosaur supposed to be?
Person 2: Well that's a fail-o-saurus rex, bro.
Person 1: Well why the hell is it in my YuGiOh deck? This is not a real card.
Person 2: Too bad, bro. You take the card out, you will lose all of your future duels. The fail-o-saurus rex is irremovable.
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when someone walks in on your bathroom stall in the middle of your audible pee stream because they were only paying attention to the position of the door lock and not the sounds indicating whether there might actually be someone in the stall.
oh, sorry, you didn't lock the door.
dude, audible lock fail! are you f**ing deaf? i'm peeing balls in here!
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An expression used to describe a situation from which there is no coming back, a hopeless case.
Hey, do you think we'll ever colonize Mars?
No, that's a Noah will fail Italian.
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