Someone who acts like a diluted and weakened penis (idiot).
Ethan was acting like a right "knob shandy" as he was being dictated to by his girlfriend and had no backbone.
A person who acts like a dick whilst jumping around in a flap(mood).
Stop acting like a knob shandy
Old Fashion Assortments used to place on coffee tables; Such as ceramic praying hands, incense Holders, ash trays, sport trophies, flower vase, etc.
Don't knock my what Knobs off the table or you getting a whooping
The process in which you open the door to the toilet after using it without washing your hands!
Wow, did you see that bloke? He just did a knob hand door touch! Be careful
The string that hangs off the IUD (form of contraception) inside the woman's vagina
Man, I was deep inside this chick last night and I could feel the bareback knob tickler stroking on my cock with each pump