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An IT manager, IT technician or IT support officer who uses air cans to clear filthy dust out of dirty old PC's, thus contaminating the office air for all non-IT staff to have to inhale.
Kevin the IT Dust Monkey says
"This laptop is over-heating, I think it's because of dust contamination around the CPU and cooling fans. I am going to use my magic air cans to remove the dust."
Nigel says
"That's not healthy". That means you and your colleagues are going to have to inhale filthy dust full of skin cells, dust mites, pet hair, micro-organisms and general filth. Can't you keep a vacuum cleaner close by - at a sufficient distance to prevent causing static but close enough to capture the disturbed dust, do it outdoors or in a well ventilated area?"
Kevin says, in typical IT Dust Monkey style - nothing - and caries on spraying dust all over the office.
Cheetawolf: This is: The Beatles, The monkey guts... And the alien entrails
A substitute word for "God"
Originated from the misheard lyrics of "O Fortuna".
Be good for the peace monkey's sake!!!
Term for any person with a communicable disease/virus that willingly goes out in public, hangs with friends and spreads their sickness to the people around them.
Origins of the term come from the movie "Outbreak"
Bob knew he had the flu when he decided to go to the bar. He's such a dirty plague monkey.
A person who doesnt have his own weed to smoke but always sneaks in and gets his mates to shout him a sesh
David-bruh josh nevee shouts us bud but we always shout him
Craig - ahhaha his a little sesh monkey
One who performs manual labor in material handling, dockworkers, loaders, pickers and packers stockers, shippers and receivers.
He's just a freight monkey.
Get some freight monkeys over here to unload this truck
A person suffering from the Monkeypox virus
Three weeks after I dated that pox monkey I had rash all over my bum.