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The resident football team of Edwardsville High School, nicknamed the Tigers.
The fans are terrible. Every year they will claim the team is the best in all of Illinois, and that nobody is going to stop them. Every single year they crush the Collinsville "football team" and claim that that that validates their faith in the team, even though Collinsville hasn't won a football game since the Coolidge administration.
Every year they build up a decent record that's inflated by wins against terrible opponents, lose extremely winnable games against mediocre teams, and barely make the playoffs. They immediately proceed to get curb stomped by East St. Louis in the first round.
Student: The Edwardsville Tigers Football Team are the greatest football team ever assembled! There's no way we're losing to East Lou this year!
Underage beer liaison: Okay... So, how much whiskey do you think you're gonna need for the game?
Student: I don't need whiskey, I need champagne! Those Flyer Fuckers are going DOWN!
Underage beer liaison: Trust me. You're gonna need whiskey.
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The act of dropping one's pants in public, then preceding to piss out of the ass in a can of some sort.
As soon as the bus stopped, Nicole busted through the door, dropped her undies, and pulled a "crouching tiger, hidden diarrhea" into a folgers can.
When Stacey dropped trow in the middle of Applebee's and pulled his empty can of peaches out I knew the whole restaurant was in for some "crouching tiger, hidden diarrhea."
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When a bowel movement at work that is so heinous in odor and volume that the dumper is inclined to lift his legs up into the crouching position so that no one will identify him by his shoes.
"I over-indulged at chili-fest last night, so this morning I had to pull a Crouching Tiger Hidden Dumper."
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while giving a girl the schocker (2 in the pink one in the stink) you lift her up and sit her down in a chair. Quickly remover your hand and ejaculate on her face. The while she is in shock of what just happened, crouch down and karate chop, once in the vagina and once in the face. Then shove your penis back in her mouth.
I was going away at her with my fingers and knew I was going to climax soon, so I gave her the crouching tiger hidden ninja to let her know who is in charge. Then however, I decided to go one step further and give her the strawberry shortcake. She was flailing on the ground and I could hear her dad coming up the stairs to see what was going, so I peaced the scene out the window. Thats when I seen her mother...
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Description or exclamation of stupid speech or actions. An error message. A subtle way to let someone know, they're stupid.
"I think the Pope is a Muslim."
Reply: "Wot does tigers eat?"
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A game where you masturbate as close to your parents (or other loved ones) as possible without them being aware of your explicit activity. If they catch you, you lose. For an extra challenge, watch porn on full volume while playing.
Person #1: Dude, last night I played Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon while my parents were watching TV. I came three times!
Person #2: Sick, bro!
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its when you have sex whith a chick and her pubes are sticking straight up like a mohwak because of the sticky cum.
SHE had a mexican hair tiger.
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