Random
Source Code
Random
To spread a rumor which may not be true. Taken from Tom Segura’s anecdote about his dad and Tommy Lee Jones, where he finds out that he has incorrectly been telling people that Tommy Lee Jones is gay because Tom’s father misinformed Tom
I don’t want to out Tommy Lee Jones here, but I heard that John is having an affair
a sexy beast , he is so hot with a huge above average cock from china ( 2 inches ), maia fitzgerald want his cock in her nose , his cum is like a magical potion which cleanses the earth of sadness , his mother uses his cream as moisturizer, he is apart of an ancient cult which includes all of the sexest men on this planet long live the sext beat tommy yang .
wow look at that nice cock
yea must be tommy yang
tommy yang - yea maia shove it in your noise i know you want to
a Caveman named Tommy that can't get girls in his own league, so he must move down a couple.
"Look at Tee-ball Tommy, hes 16 years old and he can only get nerdy 8th graders."
One known for putting or pulling big things in/out of seemingly impossible tight spots with the cunning prowess of an illusionist or wizard
Damn, Tommy Tow Master you straight finessed that truck out of that ditch!!
Alright Tommy Tow Master- let's see how you're gonna get yourself out of this one !
When someone has diarrhoea or the “shits”
Harvey mate i got the tommy shooters
Shotgunning a can of Spaghettios as you would a can of beer
Derrick is bulking this week so he’s Tommy Gunning 3 cans a day. That’s like 1200 calories!
Necalli: Yo Tommy u wanna hop in some ranked with us? oh wait your only diamond ..
Tommy: flip u dude
tommy zum is a word
Necalli: Yo Tommy u wanna hop in some ranked with us? oh wait your only diamond ..
Tommy: flip u dude