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Thumb me dumbly is the acting of taking the nearest mentally challenged person (or group of persons depending on how fucked up you are) and having he/she/them insert their thumbs into your anal cavity
Guy 1: so what did you get up to last weekend bro?
Guy 2: I went to the loony bin and got a few retards to thumb me dumbly
Guy 1: you’re a sick little cunt you are
Getting frisky/humping- not sex exactly, but close to. Aka like ‘freak me’
Girl- let’s get back in the dance floor!
Guy- hell yeah let’s go!
Girl- alright! just don’t try to ‘root me’ on the dance floor this time!
Alright.... No you need to suck it up and get food yourself ✨
Boyfriend- Give. Me. Food.
Girlfriend- I thought you got me food not the other way around now get me Starbucks before I snap your neck
If you didn’t notice, this is, “THE Drop and Give Me Twenty.” The Drop and Give Me Twenty is a sex position that is best defined as a workout that will leave you sore for the following day- depending how many rounds you do.. The bottom holds the plank position whilst the top pushes (his penis) in by doing pushups.
Matt: “Damn bro, I gave Hannah The Drop and Give Me Twenty last night. I was so fucking sore afterwards.”
Derek: “I could use that in my workout!”
feel me is when person one grabs person twos hand and says feel me and is straight so guides them to there dick or pussy and sometimes say suck my dick or/pussy and really wants to have sex
person.1 feel me
person.2 ok daddy or/ mummy
person.1 guides to there dick or pussy
person.2 plays with it and if a dick squish's it
person.1 suck my dick or/ pussy
person.2 ok daddy or mummy
person.1 pisses or has cum come out
person.2 gulp gulp gulp
person.1 yeah mummy or daddy
person.2 yeah daddy or mummy keep going
When a man named Phil inserts his penis inside any orifice of a (wo)man's body. Most compatible and accurate with women named Cortnie/Courtney.
"Oh wow...I didn't expect you to phil me up that fast." - Cortnie
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Reacting according to a certain habitual manner; unthinking:
a knee-jerk conservative.
When you talk about issues today, all you seem to hear is a me-jerk reaction.