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the art of pouring pissing in your parters vagina, then getting your dog to lick it clean. the world record for the quickest time was 24 seconds.
jerome- bro i just tried the chads kettle
ben- na no way
When you go out of your way to try and be sweet and helpful for someone hoping for a specific outcome but with the largest probability of it failing.
D: I’m gonna go give a bunch of 42 roses to the cute girl I met at the store earlier.
R: Do you know her name? Who she is? Her phone number?
D: no.
R: So how are you gonna give it to her?
D: I’m going to wait at the same spot in the store with it until I see her again.
R: So you’re gonna pull a Chad?
Omega Chad's are just myths. The chaddests of shade but weaker then the Gigachads. Gets many women
Girl:damn Brendens so hot
Girl 2:Yeah he's like a Omega chad
The coolest and chillest mf around. A chad bro just reeks positivity, he will spot you at the gym or lend you a couple bucks if needed. Constantly uses phrases such as bro, dude, that’s dope, or sickkkk
Guy1: Hey Chad-bro, can I borrow some twenties?
Chad-bro: No problem dude.
Guy2: That Chad-bro was so chill bro. I think I might wanna be a chad bro now.
Guy1: Agreed bro. Let’s both be Chad-Bros.
A mythical creature imagined by single moms as an attractive, successful, muscular Alpha man who will come save the single moms and their children and rescue them from the streets. Step-Chad will bend at the knee and give in to every demand of a single mom without any authority over the home or children. When the single mom sees that Step-Chad isn't coming she will cry, whine, and blame men for not stepping up and taking care of her and her kids, essentially playing victim and taking no responsibility for her situation.
Destiny still can't find a Step-Chad for her crotch goblins.
After you take an explosive shit, and you flush, there’s still a piece of turd left clinging to the side or back of the toilet bowl.
After flushing, I noticed a Hanging Chad on the back of the toilet bowl
When someone posts a random question and the comments are full of wrong answers by everybody, including me, and the original poster never comes back to the comments with the REAL answer.
Dang, did Scoob ever come back with an answer to that post that got like, 200 comments?
Nah... he smoked a bunch of homegrown and forgot what the original answer was... it was, "A Hanging-Chad,"...