A group of people in an urban area that are either hard to kill hard to catch and are a big pain in the ass.
Officer Joe: Damn these urban crabs are everywere but i can never seem to catch em
Officer Dan: Yea i know how you feel, ive cought my share i usualy end up using benedril on them after i cuff them.
A group of people in an urban area that are either hard to kill hard to catch and are a big pain in the ass.
Officer Joe: Damn these urban crabs are everywere but i can never seem to catch em
Officer Dan: Yea i know how you feel, ive cought my share i usualy end up using benedril on them after i cuff them.
When you're in the process of eating a hairy girl's ass out and you crochet her hairs into a net with your tongue as If it was a cheery stem. She then shits out through the net creating delicious warm fries ready for consumption(add old bay if desired).
Hey bro I just had some maryland crab fries the other night with my gf
Something used not to replace crabs, but to replace school lunches
Get imitation crab now
When your lady friend has crabs but you cum in her anyway then french kiss the fuck outta that pussy
A: Did y'all have sex? I thought she had crabs?
B: Yeah she does and I gave her a crab rangoon frenchee last night so I bet even my tongue has pubic lice
A girl who you would never in a million years expect to have but does in fact have an infected, un-washed, or undesirable vagina.
She appeared to take care of herself, but she straight up had an undercover crab cake.
When two friends talking about a factory, you gonna hear this word "does it have crabs?". If you hear this run as fast as possible.
-The mountain may have scorpions,snakes,other bugs
-Does it have crabs?
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