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The finest seafood known to man.
Real men use their teeth to crack the hard shell of the snow crab.
Recepy for Crusty Crabs:
- Have consensual intercourse with a Female that has Crabs
- Jizz (Shout your sperm)on the vagina of this female. *
- Let it rest for about a week so the Jizz has some time to set in so it changes to a Crusty substance.
- Now Rub the Cum Crust of the vagina into a bag.
Voila, you now have Crusty Crabs!
*It is okay to use the sperm of someone else if you do not have any available.
I really felt like grabbing some Chicken McNuggets at the local McDo but i figured i had a nice bag of Low Cal Crusty Crabs at home.
Crab knuckle is another term for asshole
Show me that crab knuckle
Let me eat that crab knuckle
A very hotterer girl that can rap.
Man1: Yo have you heard her rap ?
Man2: yeah bro she a lil crab.
When you go down on a guy, pinch his inner thighs with your hands, and fondle his balls with your mouth. His dick is rested on the forhead creating a unicorn apperance.
Dude i totally got a chick to crab-a-corn the fuck out of me yesterday. Was so hot.
An old folks tale in Ohio. The Crab man gets tweaked on meth and steals people's souls.
Be careful Timmy, stay away from meth or the Crab man will take your soul!
Very common religious Indian traditional sport which is practiced especially near the shores of the Gange. It consists in inserting crustaceans inside the rectum and making them walk along the walls of the large intestine using special techniques.
"Hey Pajeet, let do some crabbing!"
"No, Rajesh, my butt still hurt from last time."
"Cow God take my crabbing dance offering and spare my children from disease plis."
"Show bobs vegana I show me indian crabbing"