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Will stick a knife in your neck socket.Walks all night endlessly,talking to his crazy self.visting Graves and greving about a life he wasted and the people he pushed away.A Parah.He dies alone
Look,there's that fucken Crazy Dave
When someone over judges something yet they don't understand themselves that it's a cannon not a big chimney to put coal into it to heat
Dave: why you such a Dave?? My car is navy blue not green
Luis: wait is it because I said your van is green not blue, I'm such a Dave Cannon
The saddest of all beings, so said that his home cried for him. A map to his dad boy treasures can be found inked on his arm.
The Chronicles of Sweet Baby Dave.
A complete over zealous nitwit. Short, hairy in all the weirdest places and bald. A peon of a little man put on earth to piss people off, so much so, you feel the need to glue a giant dildo to his front door for being such a fucktard. Acts like he's smarter than most but lacks common sense and says the dumbest shit. Tries too hard to fit in and comes off as gay, metrosexual or challenged. Proud to drive a gold Honda crv hand me down from daddy.
Awe man look at that, Billy has a giant dildo stuck to his front door! He must have been a dildo Dave last night and someone got tired of his stupid shit.
A sexy man with a beastly beard. Legend has it women orgasm as he walks by them.
"Did you feel a breeze?"
"No but i think i just had a Dave Cormier in my pants"
A fictional soldier from Umbrella Academy who grew up in Dallas Texas. He met and fell in love with Klaus Hargreeves when Klaus accidentally time traveled to 1968 (oops) and then died in the A Shau Valley, leaving Klaus with his dog tags.
Dave Katz was kind and strong and vulnerable and would have enlisted after JFK died if Klaus hadn't gotten involved (he tried bro)
an American brand of organic whole-grain products. Flowers Foods purchased the brand in 2015 for $275 million
Dave's Killer Bread acquired for $275m by owner of Wonder Bread, Tastykake