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Hog tied

When a non fat man dates a plus size girl

That man hog tied his new girlfriend

by JakeRake February 26, 2024


Sack Hog

When one person breaks away from the circle in a game of Hacky Sack in order to show off.

Man, Brent's such a sack hog he's had for 6 minutes straight

by MetalZombie December 12, 2007


hog lobster

When you go down on a guy and his penis smells like seafood.

Girl #1: How was his dick?
Girl #2: It tasted terrible. He had a rough case of hog lobster.

by Lach stock October 7, 2017


SWAT Hog

SWAT Hog is the name given to the current leader of the SWAT team. Well endowed, he is the epitome of a man. He is a well learned gentleman with a vast knowledge on everything from glory holes to cold calling. He once cold called President Trump and convinced him to implement glory holes along the US/Mexican border wall.

"I just had sex with SWAT Hog, I have never been so satisfied in my life."

by bustingdown August 30, 2018


bench hog

Someone hogging the bench unnecessarily that you intended to sit on. Paticularly if you were gonna snog on it.

"Jade, lift your fat arse and stop being a bench hog!" Yelled Becky in eager anticipation to sit down and make out with her boyfriend.
"No chance. You'll be hogging the bench then, while I play goose!" Jade replied good-naturedly.

by Sarah666 August 15, 2007


ham hog eating wilda beast

Some one who comes on to you but is absolutely not for you ... usually lacks hygiene and or teeth and social skills.

Here come the ham hog eating wilda beast !

Run Dave run !

by THE ORIGINAL STRETCH July 9, 2022


HOG OUT

DEFINITION: <HOG OUT:(Hog- Oůt )>The intentional act of gaining weight rapidly in the abdominal region specifically the Belly becoming Round and cumbersome.

When a gay man is intentionally gaining weight rapidly fat accumulated predominantly in his belly: or gut. Makings dad bod physique grow beyond that making it ha Hog Man's physique rotund distended corpulent spheroid massive fat hog man gut.

Applies particularly to Gay Gainers over 40 years of age that are aspiration to grow such a protuberance diliberately and are often proud of it being on display.

"Man did you see Christopher last night Hogging Out " says Nick

"YEAH he has Hoged Out gut is getting huge eatting like that" says Ryan

"I want to Hog Out like that" says Mitch

by Gainerhog April 10, 2024