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carrot sick

the carrots grow in ur stomach and then wen u throw up they get cut off by the stomach acid and come out ur mouth

all peoples sick.... carrot sick

by spanish chicken April 10, 2009

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Wood Thief's Sickness

A condition where extremely fine splinters of wood embed in the dermal layer slowly working toward the heart, lungs and brain over a period of 2 - 5 years. Side effects can include, an extreme affinity for Microsoft Excel, over measuring and having the name Danny. Only affects people who have touched or burnt stolen firewood i.e. thieves or petty criminals.

Danny stole firewood from his brother's front porch and now he has Wood Thief's Sickness

by toomanydavids April 27, 2015


say im sick

Spoken Verbally is "Kiss my Ass" backwards. This is an obscure reference from the movie Amadeus. The phrase is also the name of an unknown southern california ska band. weird huh.

Say im sick
Tish im Tea
roh a si mom roy

by eefrie July 6, 2006

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sick twisted fuck

a very sick and disturbed individual. You don't know what he or she is going to do next. A time bomb waiting to go off.

1. Near the end of the great early-90s movie "Misery" (based on the novel of the same name by literature king Stephen King), the protagonist (a novelist) and the villian (a psychotic woman) are in the basement fighting before the cops arrive. The novelist says to her that she's a "sick twisted fuck" before he shoves her face into the keys of a typewriter. See this movie, you will be tremendously thrilled. It's great for a cloudy night.

2. Gary Glitter is a glam rock superstar of the 70s and 80s. He's scored a tally of hits, the most famous one is probably "Rock'N'Roll Part 2", which is chanted by crowds at stadium events all over the planet. In 1999 he left his computer at a shop for repairs and on the hard disk a massive database of kiddie porn was discovered. He spent a few months in prison in his native UK, then headed to Cuba in disgrace. He later packed up and went to Cambodia. He was kicked out of that country for sexual perversion (that's bad). He then settled in Vietnam and bought a house there. Some neighbors saw him frollicking in a swimming pool with some Vietnamese girls, some as young as 10. Then he took them inside, you can guess the rest. He was arrested, the police found some more kiddie smut on his laptop and he was sentenced to a few years behind bars. He shouted, "Do you know who I am?" during the trial. Well, yes we do know. He's a pervert and a child molester and a sick twisted fuck.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 28, 2008

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U.D. Editor Sickness

The feeling you get after making too many decisions and reading stupid definitions on the U.D. as an urban dictioary editor. Mostly the U.D. Editor Sickness gives you a stomach ache, head ache, and your feet get cold and sweaty. Sometimes you feel tired and your mouth tastes like stale Doritos. Could be cured by listening to "Down with the Sickness" by Disturbed and drinking water.

guy: "Last night I made 1,000 decisions on the U.D., then I threw up"

Dude: "Sounds like you got U.D. Editor Sickness. Listen to Disturbed and drink some liquids, man!"

by blu3hat October 16, 2010

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Sick Nast

an adjective to describe something awesome

Geoff O'Callaghan is the sick nast

by Geoff February 22, 2004

2๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bass Sick Syndrome

Bass Sick Syndrome (also known as "BSS") occurs when you are in a car and the driver has the bass turned far to high.

In effect you get a feeling of nausea.

John- "Dude, I think Jerry is getting BSS."

Jerry- "PULL OVER I GOT BASS SICK SYNDROME!!"

by The Masked Hero July 26, 2010